It’s not new news that Japan comes out with some odd stuff, but Japan World Cup 3 may take the cake when it comes to video games. It’s one of the strangest games we’ve seen in a while, and we would love to get our hands on it. This video gives you a peek at different races and their outcomes, with each being stranger than the next. Among the racers are a horse on two legs, a Yeti, and a Trojan horse. Which one would you want to be if you were playing the game?

Warning: Explicit language used in video, NSFW.