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Top Obama Campaign Slogans [JOKES]

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Whether or not you are a supporter of the President, you have to find some of these amusing.  Add your own too in the comments section.

It’s already April and President Obama and his staff are still looking for the right election message.  Luckily, we’re here to help with this list of the Top Obama Campaign Slogans:

–Barack Obama:  Focused, Capable and KORAN-Tastic!

–It’s Time for Our Country to Hit “Barack Bottom.”

–Don’t Vote for Me Because I’m Black.  Vote for Me Because You’re Not a Racist.

–Psst.  I’m the Dude Who Sold You That Eight-Ball at the Styx Concert.

–Yes We Can . . . Pretend These Last Four Years Were a Horrible Dream.

–Barack Obama:  The Number One Choice Among Indonesian Kenyans Pretending to Be from Hawaii.

–Barack Obama:  Call Me Muslim Again and I’ll Beat You to Death with My Koran.

–I Hear you, America!  And Everything Else with These Satellite Dishes I Call Ears!

–Just Because I Quit Smoking Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Cool!

–Barack Obama:  Top 15 in Assists in the White House Basketball League.

–Obama:  He’s Got a Great Jump Shot.

–Leadership is Overrated.

–Yes We Can . . . Talk About Doing Stuff.

–No We Couldn’t.

–We’re Still in an Arms Race.  And Michelle’s Got ‘Em.

–Ask Yourself, Are You Better Off Now Than You Were Four Years Ago?  On Second Thought, Scratch That.


–Change is Overrated!

–Yes We Can . . . Blame Bush for Another Four Years.

–You Don’t Really Want Biden Wandering Out On the Street, Do You?

–Time to Lower Our Expectations!

–Four More Years . . . of Unemployment Benefits.

–Planning to Keep Some of My Promises This Time.

–Yes We Can . . . Be a Marginally Better President Than Mitt Romney.

–Hope . . . That This Time I’ll Do a Much, Much Better Job.

–Hey, Remind Me Again How Many Terrorist Masterminds MITT ROMNEY Killed?

–Remember That Whole “Killing Bin Laden” Thing?  Yeah, That.

–Vote Obama:  It’s the Jeremiah Wright Thing to Do.

–Cause This Country Ain’t Gonna Divide Itself!

–Things Can Only Go Up . . . Especially Taxes.

–You Didn’t Like Your Job Anyway!

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