Add this one as another reason I shouldn't have children. My dog would be super jealous. In this video, you can just tell that the dachshund is really not understanding why everyone is so impressed that this tiny human is about to crawl. The dog has been walking on all 4's it's whole life!

Personally, my very favorite part is the coy little smile the dog gets at the very end of the video. It's as though he's thinking, "you may like the baby, but I'm going to be a viral video star."