By now we all know that cats want their way, regardless of the consequences. The wailing you hear in the middle of the night is indeed intended for you, but you're just not listening to what Sir Pickles is asking. That's why the "Sad Cat Diary" has been made public, so that we as "authorities" may learn the inner workings of a cat's mind and cater to their needs more thoroughly. It's a hilarious take on what cats may actually be thinking.

Take a moment to discover what your feline wants and you may turn a sad cat into a happy cat. Well, at least for the moment. I understand when my cat is begging for snacky cakes, but that doesn't mean I'm going to indulge her every time. I suppose that's just me as the "authority" being power drunk. I'm okay with that.