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I do not think that is what you are supposed to do with a Furby.

Yesterday, around 1:00 A.M., 27-year-old Ashley Trimmer of Moon Township, Pennsylvania was at home with her boyfriend, William Ley, and they got into an argument. It's not clear what they were fighting about. The only thing know for sure is that Ashley had a Furby, picked it up and used it to hit her boyfriend in the face.

Even though it's hard to injure someone with a stuffed animal the police policy is to make an arrest for a domestic assault no matter how minor an injury is.  So Ashley was arrested for misdemeanor simple assault. Of all the 90's toys to beat someone with you choose a Furby. I would have gone with a Bop It.