What’s better than watching a couple of angry middle-aged dudes attempt to throw down on the side of the highway? Watching while someone provides an amusing play-by-play, of course!

Spoiler alert: it ain’t much of a fight. In fact, they pretty much just kick each other in the shins a few times until our narrator honks her horn and asks, “Can we get some movement?”

Thanks to Kelii Marie Williams for the hilarious video.