Contact Us
Make My Homepage

Would You Eat Salami Made From Human Celebrity Meat?

You know how people frown upon cannibalism? Well, they do. And here is why – because it is not OK to eat your friends and family. Never has been and never will be. Nevertheless, there is a company that plans to grow meat from the tissue of celebrities. They think that there is a market for this and that you would eat salami made from human meat.

While it sounds like a joke – the company BiteLabs claims they are serious and would love to have a Jennifer Lawrence, Kanye West, and Ellen Degeneres flavored salami. I am assuming they don’t currently have any celebrity volunteers but if they did here is the process for making A-List Salami (I made that up…they should hire me).

We start with top-quality ingredients, and time-honored recipes for the creation of fine cured meats. We mix celebrity and animal meats, grown in house through a proprietary culturing process, into curated salami blends. Starting with biopsied myoblast cells, we grow our healthy, rich, meats in Bite Labs’ own bioreactors.

Remember the Donner Party? Nobody remembers it as an awesome party with great food. It Sucked – and so does this idea.

Via BiteLabs

Best of 92.9 NIN

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for 92.9 NIN VIP Club quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive 92.9 NIN VIP Club contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.