Well, I feel like an idiot. I've lived 29 years and didn't realize that I was cutting cakes wrong that entire time. That means for 29 birthdays I've been making this mistake. 29 different cakes, candles blown out of course, that were butchered in an improper manner. Thankfully, this can be changed.

Science yet again comes to the rescue. There's a way to cut a cake that maintains the moisture and doesn't leave you with gross edges on your leftovers. Thank you, science! Now I know that that 30th birthday won't just be epic for the age, it will be the dawn of a whole new world of cake.