Not the best week for Ashton Kutcher.  First he gets on Twitter and expressed his support for the disgraced coach Joe Paterno, and now his 6 year marriage with Demi Moore is coming to an end.  We've heard the rumors for a while now that Ashton might be the next person to go the route of Tiger Woods and pull the "sex addiction" card.  Now we have reason to believe those rumors were true as both Ashton and Demi have both announced their pending divorce on Twitter,

Demi, who will most likely be changing her "MrsKutcher" Twitter handle, said,

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”
“This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”

The king of Twitter himself also chimed in, saying,

"I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi.  Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail.  Love and Light, AK."

Ok... true.  Marriage can be difficult.  But there a very simple rule to follow that will help make it a lot easier.  DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE ELSE!  Really, its not that difficult to do.  You know what would make this funny?  If Demi started dating Charlie Sheen.