Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
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Have you started blasting 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' yet?
Beyonce Stress Eats Cheetos Just Like the Rest of Us, Says Bruno Mars
"Then the day before, we're watching playback backstage, and she's eating a bag of Cheetos."
Adele Had The Most Horrifying Halloween Costume of 2016
Adele dressed up as Jim Carrey's titular character from the 1994 movie 'The Mask' -- and it's equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
Azealia Banks Cries Recounting Alleged Russell Crowe Assault
"I’m just like, really, really humiliated.”
Shannen Doherty Discusses Breast Cancer in Emotional Chelsea Handler Interview
'I think what’s beautiful and hard and interesting about cancer is that it tears you down and builds you, and tears you down and builds you.'
Angelina Jolie Discussed Alleged Brad Pitt Plane Incident With FBI for Four Hours
Jolie "fully cooperated" with the two FBI agents who questioned her in her Los Angeles rental home.
Oops! Justin Timberlake May Go to Jail for Voting Booth Selfie
Justin Timberlake's recent attempt to encourage U.S. citizens to vote in the upcoming presidential election may actually land him in jail. Oops!
Bruno Mars Talks Working With Adele: ‘She’s A Diva’
"She's like, 'I don't want to do this. I don't like that.'"
Kim Kardashian Robbers Were Reportedly in Paris Residence for an Hour
"It is quite incredible that they managed to hang about for so long without anyone calling us," a source said.
Donald Trump Inspires Long Overdue ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Episode
Gary Cole will play a politician whose campaign is stalled after several women come forth with 'damaging accusations.'
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Dad Told Her Fame Turned Her Into An ‘A–hole’
"And I was like, 'What the hell?' I was totally devastated."
Billy Bush Suspended Following Lewd, Sexist 2005 Donald Trump Video Leak
'And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything…Grab them by the p—y.'