Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Adam Lambert Almost Stole the Show at Fergie’s Star-Studded ‘Gayby’ Shower [PHOTOS]
A very pregnant Fergie (soon to be Fergie Duhamel) had a baby shower on Sunday, July 28, and it wasn't just any baby shower. Thanks to the gay-heavy guest list, Fergs dubbed this a "gayby" shower -- but even in that sea of fabulousness, Adam Lambert still managed to shine.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
A super slim actress and model cruelly said this about the lovely Marilyn Monroe: "I've always thought she looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat."
Today in Amanda Bynes: No Charges for the Driveway Fire, a History of Mental Illness, and Parents Who Are Stepping In
Amanda Bynes may currently be on a 5150 psychiatric hold so doctors can figure out just what's going on in her brain, but the good news is she won't face criminal charges for lighting a stranger's driveway on fire.
Hey, even small victories count.
Amanda Bynes Placed on Psychiatric Hold After Starting a Fire in Someone’s Driveway
Well, you had to see it coming. Actress and professional media magnet Amanda Bynes has finally been placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold. And all it took was starting a fire in a stranger's driveway.
Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
That Time Kelly + Ozzy Osbourne Got Manicures Together [PHOTOS]
Newly engaged 'Fashion Police' co-host Kelly Osbourne found a rather unique way to show off her engagement ring this weekend: She and her dad Ozzy Osbourne got manis and she posted the photos online.
Yes, the lead singer of Black Sabbath got a manicure with his daughter. What's it to ya?
Robert Downey Jr., Channing Tatum + Hugh Jackman Are Hollywood’s Best Paid Actors
Things are going well for the super-heroic hunks of Hollywood, with 'Iron Man' portrayer Robert Downey Jr., White House savior Channing Tatum and Wolverine himself -- Hugh Jackman -- landing the top three spots on the list of Tinseltown's highest paid actors.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Rappers have a tendency to be a tad self-centered, but this brag -- while meant to be cheeky -- just comes off as idiotic. This beat-master once boasted, "I'm so cool even I want to be me."
Justin Bieber’s Mom Sees All – Photo of the Week
Justin Bieber went and got himself yet another tattoo, but this one might be the weirdest yet. Because it's a giant replica of his mother's eye on the inside of his arm. Who is now forced to watch everything he does.
Whatever, the ladies will probably still love it anyway.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer was trying to sound intellectual while quoting a famous Irish poet. But then he said, "I'm gonna quote a line from Yeats, I think it is: 'The best lack all conviction, while the best are filled' ... oh no. It's the other way around."
Jenny McCarthy Officially Joins ‘The View’
After much speculation, anti-vaccination crusader Jenny McCarthy has officially been confirmed by Barbara Walters as the new co-host on 'The View,' replacing exiting host Joy Behar.
Let's just hope she keeps her opinions on medicine to herself.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This scandal-plagued celebrity chef once cried out this nonsensical line, which made everyone cringe for a variety of reasons: "I is what I is and I'm not changing."