Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch
Breaking up sure is painful.
Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested
Some people just have cuff luck.
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.