Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Texas Woman Walks Through Live Power Lines For Tacos
Police say a woman walked through live power lines to get to a taqueria after crashing her car into a utility pole in Houston.
Texas School Assigns Kids Homework on Drug Dealing
An assignment assigned sixth-graders in Keller, Texas is under investigation after a parent complained that it taught kids how to become cocaine dealers.
What’s the Most Popular Food Emoji in Texas?
A recently-released survey reveals the most-used food emoji by state, and the most used in Texas is kinda surprising.
Texas Mom Gave Kids Pot, Beer at Party, Police Say
A Texas mom is accused of giving beer and weed in a Hello Kitty pipe to kids between the ages of 12 and 14 years old at a sleepover party at her house.
Suspected ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber Arrested in Houston
Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.
Texas Dad Accused Of Putting Razor in Own Son’s Candy
Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of a Fort Worth father-of-the-year candidate they say put a razor in a Rice Krispies treat in his son's Halloween candy.
Texas Roadhouse Customer Leaves Bartender $1,000 Tip
A bartender at an Odessa Texas Roadhouse recently was shocked when he saw the tip left him by one of the restaurant's regulars.
Border Patrol Agent’s Sign Says Halloween Candy For Americans Only
A border patrol agent is being criticized for a sign posted outside his home in a border patrol housing complex in Presidio, Texas, on Halloween.
Whataburger Nikes Are The Tastiest Looking Shoes Ever
Now your feet can look as fancy as a packet of fancy ketchup with the custom Whataburger Nike.
Most Searched Halloween Costumes in Texas
What Halloween costumes are Texans Googling the most?
Texas Women Ranked 8th Ugliest By Dating Site
The dating app, Clover, has released the most and least attractive states in the U.S., after analyzing data from the app, and according to the results, while Texas is not among the hottest states, it did rank among the least attractive.
Police Warning Parents About Candy-Shaped Ecstasy This Halloween
Police are warning parents to be on the lookout for people who want to turn your sweet innocent children into glowstick-waving, Skrillex-blaring ravers this Halloween.