Thanks for your spectacular insight, Captain Obvious. This actress once stated the oh-so-apparent, "Wireless communications are an integral part of our culture today."
This singer and actress believes that everything you read on the internet is true. For example, one time she claimed, " is such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."
This frequently dour actress is going to have a rough career. As she explained, "I don't want to make movies for kids, and I don't want to make movies for adults either."
This Mulholland Estate mansion is the third property owned by this actor and tabloid staple, who can currently be found on TV and in movies. Or just asking his Twitter followers to perform heinous deeds against elementary schools. (True story.)
This singer and actress thinks you should do as she says, not as she does. Despite believing it's wrong, she perpetually ponders, "Why did God give me my talent, my gift, my family? ... I know you're not supposed to question God."
Apparently "success" and "wastefulness" are synonyms to this singer, who once said, "Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice."
The term head-banger just reached a whole new level. Said this wild-haired singer, "I can't towel-dry my hair, because it'll tangle. So I put a towel on the bed and smack my head on the bed."
This Oscar-winning actor might as well have invented the hashtag #firstworldproblems. Especially with this tale of woe: "I had homosexual goats. It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them be free."
They say a good teacher can change your life, and this actress agrees, saying, "I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they're pooing 'cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo."
This tennis player probably didn't mean to sound hooker-ish when she claimed, "I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!"