This is why I don’t darken the door of retailers on Black Friday.

This 2019 “highlight” reel features the usual Black Friday insanity: shoppers steamrolling through doors and barricades, “ladies” fighting, dudes rolling around on the floor, shoppers who refuse to let go of the last dirt-cheap item, etc. Hell, a lady even lost her wig during one of the scrums.

Hope that $100 TV was worth the $2,000 bill for the ER visit.