In case you didn't know it, today is a holiday. September 29th is the day we celebrate that incredible beverage that has kept America running ever since we threw all the tea into the Boston harbor. It's National Coffee Day.

While everyone knows that some people can't start their day without that little bit of caffeine, you may not have realized how much business is behind it. The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup, but how real are those coffee commercials anyways?

The folks at Cracked decided to get down to the truth about coffee advertising. See what it would be like if we actually talked about where it comes from, how it's harvested, and how we see coffee differently than any other drug or addictive substance.

It's National Coffee Day, so grab that cup of Joe, sit back, and find out what it would be like if coffee commercials were honest.

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