Oklahoma Man Steals a Stormtrooper from a Driveway
Oh so this means you're part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take him away!
I have SO many questions about this story. Tulsa Police shared footage of a man stealing a stormtrooper from the front of someone's home. I can already tell whoever lives in this house, I would be friends with them. Nah, we don't have any stupid gnomes at the front of our house. We got stormtroopers.
Granted, they won't protect you because they can't aim for s***. I do love how the person that runs the Tulsa Police Facebook page is a nerd like me.
The Force Will Be Strong with the Chosen One who can bring this nerf-herder before the Jedi Council (or in this case, Criminal Court). Imperial Credit (AKA cash rewards) are paid for information that leads to an arrest.