Farrah Abraham

With her porn career in the rearview, Farrah Abraham has gone public with her new beau.

In case you haven't heard the horrifying news, molds have been taken of Farrah Abraham's chest and lady parts and will be sold as sex toys in 2014. But even more terrifying, her dad thinks this is a really awesome business decision.

Farrah Abraham followed in Kim Kardashian's stiletto'd footsteps when she made her porno (and got rich and famous for doing it), and now it looks like the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star has been inspired by someone else who's famous for nothing: Courtney Stodden. Or maybe Farrah just got the idea to pose for Girls & Corpses magazine all on her own.

Because there's nothing more American than capitalizing on a sex tape and a teen pregnancy, Farrah Abraham is embarking on yet another business venture. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star, who recently checked herself into rehab for boozing too much, is opening an alcohol-free eatery. Of donuts. Oh.

Farrah Abraham is taking this porn thing a lot more seriously than she takes parenthood or (planning parenthood). She's set to appear at a porn expo because, you know, she's super private about her sex tape.

Farrah Abraham became famous for being a 'Teen Mom,' then infamous for becoming a 'Back Door Teen Mom.' And now she's apparently afraid of becoming a 'Single Porn Star Mom.'

Porn stars need to stick together -- and not just literally. XXX star James Deen has come out in defense of his 'Backdoor Teen Mom' co-star Farrah Abraham after social media sites exploded upon seeing the 21-year-old mother hide his salami in every which way possible.

Farrah Abraham used her talents wisely. Her professionally shot and released porn, which she initially tried to pass off as a leaked sex tape, has already pretty much broken the internet.

Good news for pervs! Photo stills from Farrah Abraham's "sex tape" are now online.

After weeks of intense, Cuban Missile-style negotiations, 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham finally sold that "private sex tape" she shot with James Deen that's actually just straight-up porn.