A giant asteroid named 'God of Chaos recently passed over the earth. Despite the nickname, the visit appears to have been rather benign. Clearly, since you're reading this, you've survived.
Put your 'Storm Area 51' plans aside for a minute to pay homage to the truly awesome feat of a man setting foot on the moon 50 years ago today. It was one small step for a man and one giant leap for awesome stuff half a century later!