Dope Tries to Steal ATM With Backhoe, Abysmally FailsDope Tries to Steal ATM With Backhoe, Abysmally FailsNever send a machine to do a man's job.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Wichita Falls Man Appears to Eat Marijuana During Traffic StopWichita Falls Man Appears to Eat Marijuana During Traffic StopAnyone else having 'Super Troopers' flashbacks?Eric The InternEric The Intern
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberIncredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberLook, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Texas Cheerleader Arrested For Trying to Steal Her UniformTexas Cheerleader Arrested For Trying to Steal Her UniformSorry sweetheart, no matter how much you think that is yours, it is still school property.Eric The InternEric The Intern
Woman Slapped With Multiple Charges After Biting Wichita Falls Police OfficerWoman Slapped With Multiple Charges After Biting Wichita Falls Police OfficerThings went from bad to worse for one woman after a recent traffic stop.Johnny ThrashJohnny Thrash
What the…? Men Busted Stealing 100,000 DiapersWhat the…? Men Busted Stealing 100,000 DiapersThis stinks.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Wichita Falls Police Officer Goes Toe-to-Toe With Man After He Takes Taser From HerWichita Falls Police Officer Goes Toe-to-Toe With Man After He Takes Taser From HerOne man is in a heap of trouble after a routine traffic stop escalated quickly.Johnny ThrashJohnny Thrash
115-Mile-Per-Hour Truck Flies Full-On ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ During Chase115-Mile-Per-Hour Truck Flies Full-On ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ During ChaseYou may not know this, but cars are best suited to stay on the ground. But when they take to the sky, it sure is something to see.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time ZeroIdiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time ZeroThis guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Wichita Falls Pajama BanditWichita Falls Pajama BanditMan breaks into home, puts on child's pajamas, gets into shower.Mike HendrenMike Hendren
Vodka for Girl Scout CookiesVodka for Girl Scout CookiesPeople will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal DoofusInept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal DoofusTalk about a pane in the butt.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz