There's a new survey out that says 56% of people say they'd rather look sexy on Facebook than intelligent.  Based on what I've seen on Facebook, I'm surprised that number isn't higher.

In that spirit, I tracked down some of the stupidest things ever written on Facebook.  And these are real things that people posted.  Here are my six favorites:


  • 1

    %22I think Titanic is fake because how do they record it when they are like all dieing in water?%22


    Yes, it is a little known fact that literally 100's of actors and extras perished during the filming of James Cameron's "Titanic".  That's how come it looked so real. (????)

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  • 2

    %22There, their, and they're. Get it right your in college.

    And , obviously "your" not. BTW, if you don't get why this is a dumb posting, perhaps you should refrain from posting yourself.

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  • 3

    %22Is Adolf Hitler the same person as Hitler?%22


    Nope, not at all.  In fact, there are so many Hitlers in the world that I can't think of the first name of one of the most evil men who ever lived.

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  • 4

    %22There is no I in happyness.%22


    Um, I think maybe you better check that.  Spell check is your friend.

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  • 5

    %22A guy at the mall told me I had a camel toe . . . I'm wearing shoes.%22

    You're wearing shoes, AND a camel toe!

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  • 6

    %22I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.%22


    Yeah! Me Too.  I can also tell you that I can tell when they don't use real unicorns, ogres, or Santa Clauses. It is absolutely infuriating!


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