Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Guess the Celebrity Crib
This Los Angeles home was recently purchased by an always hunky and often shirtless werewolf. Because he's just not pale and weak enough to be one of those pathetic vampires all the teenagers love.
In fact, he does such a good job howling at the moon that in 2011 he was voted "Favorite Pop-Culture Werewolf of All Time." Yup, of all time. (Talk about your resume-boosters.)
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
The Germans may love him, but Americans just love to mock him. This performer once made people question his family lineage and his understanding of the English language when he said, "I have taste. It's inbred in me."
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This singer is currently healing a broken heart with the purchase of this $6 million home in Los Angeles. We'd call it a bachelor pad, but it's big enough for the entire cast of 'The Bachelor' -- and its requisite rose garden.
Donatella Versace + Janice the Muppet – Celebrity Doppelgangers
VP of the Versace Group, Donatella Versace, has gotten so much plastic surgery, hair coloring and spray-tanning that she's basically a member of the Muppets.
Janice the Muppet, to be specific.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
A first-time homeowner and sassy redheaded comedienne snapped up this cozy Beverly Hills house recently to share with her web-slinging boyfriend, and they're crossing their fingers really hard that it's not full of radioactive mutant spiders.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This fixer-upper in Los Angeles is owned by a jack-of-all-trades who's more self-important than the majority of celebrities (quite a feat, that). In addition to being an actor, this homeowner blogs, teaches and holds God knows how many degrees by now.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
What lucky celebrity has enough money (or is the girlfriend to enough money) and has the chutzpah to live in this 28,524-square-foot spaceship house currently being constructed in Moscow, Russia?
Celebrity Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours
Prom season is almost upon us. Which means boys are renting tuxes and limos, girls are trying on frothy dresses, and everyone is prepping for an after-party filled with alcohol and lost virginities.
We kid. (Sort of.)
Guess the Celebrity Crib
The property boast two homes and has gorgeous ocean views, perfect for a newly-single guy to land his next conquest.
Did Taylor Swift Land Role in the Film Adaptation of ‘The Giver’?
Taylor Swift will make her triumphant return to the big screen, as she's reportedly landed a supporting role in the film adaptation of the dystopian children's novel 'The Giver.'
Just in time for Banned Books Week! Good job, Hollywood, supporting literary freedom of speech.
Alexander Skarsgard Didn’t Have to Go Full Frontal on ‘True Blood,’ But He Chose To
The penultimate finale of the vampire series 'True Blood' had tongues across the internet wagging because one of the last scenes featured Alexander Skarsgard completely naked and (SPOILER!) on fire.
We like our men like we like Alexander Skarsgard, naked and screaming.
Farrah Abraham’s Dad Is Really Amused By Her Upcoming Sex Toy Line [NSFW PHOTO]
In case you haven't heard the horrifying news, molds have been taken of Farrah Abraham's chest and lady parts and will be sold as sex toys in 2014. But even more terrifying, her dad thinks this is a really awesome business decision.