Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Khloe Kardashian Has Been Officially Fired From Her Hosting Gig on ‘X Factor’
It's "official," meaning FOX has finally decided to address what everyone knew months ago: Khloe Kardashian will not be returning to host season three of the 'X Factor.'
Fellow host Mario Lopez, on the other hand, is allowed to come back because dude, have you seen him without a shirt?
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer and actress believes that everything you read on the internet is true. For example, one time she claimed, " is such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This frequently dour actress is going to have a rough career. As she explained, "I don't want to make movies for kids, and I don't want to make movies for adults either."
‘Conan’ Imagines What Would Happen if Justin Bieber Wrote to More Historical Figures [VIDEO]
After Justin Bieber angered everyone (well, almost everyone) by hoping that teenage holocaust victim Anne Frank would have been a Belieber, the writing staff at 'Conan' decided to imagine what it would be like if the tween sensation wrote messages to other historical figures.
Watch out, Joan of Arc, Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr. -- faux-Justin Bieber is about to be insensitive, and you're the t
Adam Lambert Is Happy to Be a Gay Role Model. He’s Also Taller + Nicer Than You Think.
Adam Lambert is one of the most impressive vocalists in the music industry today -- yet he still can't help but feel that he's the odd man out sometimes.
But ever the optimist, he doesn't let that cloud rain on his parade. Instead, he says that this same outsider status gives him a better POV than most entertainers, and it's also given him the unique chance to be a role model.
When Gerard Butler Works Out, He Uses Small Children as Weights – Photo of the Week
Gerard Butler really needs to stop messing with our hearts, because we're falling for him hard.
First he recreated '300' for his fans, then he talked about dressing up for vagina festivals and he even humored the troops. Now he's lifting weights with children and hugging them and it's possible my ovaries just passed out cold.
Emma Watson as Nicki + Julia Roberts as Vivian – Celebrity Doppelgangers
To promote her upcoming film 'The Bling Ring,' actress Emma Watson decked herself out like hooker-turned-socialite Julia Roberts in the romantic comedy 'Pretty Woman.' (Either that or she needs a new stylist, and stat.)
You’d Have to Get a Third Job to Afford Eating From Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook
If you haven't already heard, Gwyneth Paltrow has a new no meat, no dairy, no sugar, no wheat cookbook out called 'It's All Good.' Spoilers: It's not.
Not only does said book reduce you to eating the grass clippings from your lawnmower, but to cook from it for a day would set you back $300.
No, that's not an error, and no, you didn't just get dizzy because you've reduced yourself to a vegan, soy-f
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This Mulholland Estate mansion is the third property owned by this actor and tabloid staple, who can currently be found on TV and in movies. Or just asking his Twitter followers to perform heinous deeds against elementary schools. (True story.)
Ellen DeGeneres Blows Up the Internet by Announcing ‘Nemo’ Sequel ‘Finding Dory’ [VIDEO]
The internet collectively lost its ish today as talk show host and 'Finding Nemo' voice artist Ellen DeGeneres announced on Instagram and on 'Ellen' that she would be reprising her role in a 'Nemo' sequel titled 'Finding Dory.'
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer and actress thinks you should do as she says, not as she does. Despite believing it's wrong, she perpetually ponders, "Why did God give me my talent, my gift, my family? ... I know you're not supposed to question God."
The Best Celebrity Pranks Ever
April Fool's Day is today, and what better way to celebrate the day that it's totally cool to wrap a toilet in cellophane than to go through some of the best celebrity pranks throughout the ages?
Of course, by "ages," we mean anything within the new millennium.