Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Don’t Use This Historically Lame Reason for Speeding One Silly Driver Did
This speeding driver tried to pull a fast one.
Shady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career in Prostitution
She gazed into some (crystal) balls.
Ever Wonder What $20 Million Stuffed in a Mattress Looks Like?
And you thought you came out ahead that time you found a quarter between the couch cushions.
’10 Most Disgusting Things Found in Fast Food’ Will Definitely Have You Re-Thinking Your D…
French fries are better than French flies.
Totally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to Her
There was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggets
Brave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?
Lunatic Destroys Wasp Nest With Bare Hands
There's being hands on and then there's, well, whatever the heck this is.
Trendy Barber Sets Hair on Fire to Give a Great Haircut
More mousse? More conditioner? Try more flames.
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d Expect
This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.
Here’s Why Stepping on Legos Hurts Like No Pain a Human Should Have to Endure
There's agony and then there's what happens when your foot makes contact with a Lego.
Proposal Ends in Disaster When Ring Tumbles Into Waterfall
Tears weren't the only thing falling during this proposal.
Woman Busted Shoplifting IKEA Frying Pan in Leggings
This woman is going to fry for this.