Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Hilarious Workout Fails Will Make You Rethink Your New Year’s Resolutions
Going to the gym and getting in shape is one of the standard New Year's resolutions. But maybe they shouldn't be.
Distraught Woman Leaves Ridiculously Unhinged Voicemail for Closed Gelato Shop
This woman broke up...with ice cream.
Teen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-Ups
It's the arms, not the wrists, that the cops wanted to work out.
Christmas-Loving Cabbie Drives Taxi Adorned With 9,000 Lights
This guy isn't so much moved by the Christmas spirit as the Christmas spirit moves him.
Just Santa and His Reindeer Pal Cruising Along on Motorcycles
Santa's sleigh must have been in the shop.
Have You Finished Your Christmas Shopping? [POLL]
The clock is ticking.
Dancing Warriors Mom Is Back…And Super Pumped for Christmas
Kevin Durant? Stephen Curry? Neither are the biggest draws at Warriors games this season.
Spoiled Brat Curses Out Grandpa Over iPhone Appointment Because Teens Are Satan’s Minions
You think Millennials are bad? Get a load of what's coming after them.
Little Boy Is Waaaay Too Excited to Get Toilet Paper for Christmas
When it comes to the perfect Christmas gift, don't overthink it.
Don’t You Hate When a Killer Snake Ends Up in Your Christmas Tree?
Here's a Christmas ornament no one wants.
There’s a Very Real and Very Poorly-Timed Whipped Cream Shortage in America
Consider this the cherry on top of the whipped cream-less sundae that has been the disaster known as 2016.
Science Says This Is the Date Most People Break Up
Your holiday plans may be changing soon.