Chickens just don’t listen. They run around your house pooping on everything, and they’d make the perfect pet if it wasn’t for the mess. Now Pampered Poultry is making the mess disappear with Chicken Diapers! They’re even providing a video on how to diaper your chicken.

Pampered Poultry is located in Claremont, New Hampshire, and they offer up the diapers for the low price of $12.50 each or $11.00 if you order four or more. They’re also machine washable, so they can be used time and time again.

Let me guess. Your next question is “Why?”

Julie Baker has been a part of the poultry show community and was looking for a way to keep her birds from making messes. She says that orders have been rolling in and customers are taking advantage of colors like pink floral, spring green, orange/purple, and parrot green to spruce up their chicken.

The use of the diapers extends beyond the show circuit, however, with Baker stating that a lot of her customers have chickens living inside their homes on a regular basis. By simply fastening the diaper over the chicken’s tail feathers, you can now enjoy your chicken sitting next to you on the couch.

In addition to the diapers, Pampered Poultry offers Chicken Saddles, with their Web site stating:

Our chicken saddles are not just for the fashion obsessed hen. They offer your precious girls protection against those not so gentle gentlemen roosters! Our saddles fit comfortably around the hen’s wings and protects their back from feather pecking.

But wait, there’s more! The company’s Facebook page states that Hollywood has called and someone is interested in doing a reality show about chicken lovers! Perhaps this isn’t the last we’ll hear about Chicken Diapers.