There's a restaurant chain in Texas called the Twisted Root Burger Company, where the servers are allowed to give really small discounts for joke reasons.

The receipt shown here is for only two cents off, but still, that has got to be one of the coolest ways to get a discount at a restaurant. The restaurant has been featured on the Food Network show, "Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives" so it must have some really awesome food.

The complimented patron (who received multiple discounts, by the way, so we are assuming she was a babe) was reportedly flattered.

Unfortunately, as of right now there are no locations in the Wichita Falls area. However there is one in Arlington and I am driving down there for the Rangers game tonight. Might have to stop in and see if I get some sort of discount.