What the heck is going on at Sears?

The department store is now offering a men’s four-piece adjustable harness, which comes with a leather harness, arm bands and collar. Basically, it looks like something your local dominatrix would keep in her closet.

The ensemble is available for $55.99, a 20% savings off the regular price of $69.99.

Sadly, it only comes in one size and we’re not really sure how practical it is. It’s not like you can wear it while working on your garden. And where are you supposed to put your wallet? Other than that, yes, it makes a wonderful Christmas present for that very creepy guy in your life if you'd like to get some holiday shopping done early.

Possibly the Best 'Wanted' Poster Ever

When you're expecting a package to arrive, you'd hate to find out it had been stolen from your porch before you ever got your hands on it. That's what happened to a Phoenix man, who retaliated by making up what may be the best "wanted" poster ever.

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