Funny or Die has noticed the onslaught of slutty selfies in recent years.

If you like posting your own slutty selfies, there’s a chance you’re missing out on key elements of the photo that could make it that much better. It’s all about location, the power of numbers, and the occasional prop.

With this hilarious take on the art of the ideal selfie and the help of Syd Wilder, you’re sure to be posting a mouthwatering pic to Instagram soon that we can all make fun of.