Translator and Name Generator Supposedly make Honey Boo Boo more Tolerable

If you’ve seen that show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, then you know just how messed up it can be at times. The family has a stockpile of food that would last for years thanks to extreme couponing, Sugar Bear (the dad) is whipped and spineless, and they exploit the hell out of their young daughter in order to make a few bucks.

Unfortunately, that money won’t buy the family any class.

While you and I know that the term “redneck” doesn’t mean “moron,” the show has brought about an bad name for the redneck community. I just hope the rest of the country realizes that rednecks aren’t always like this.

In order to help make the show more tolerable, however, I have a couple of links for you to check out.

Honey Boo Boo name generator– Found on Facebook, you simply type in your name and you’ll be given a name that’s as terrible as the show. Chances are you won’t actually tell anyone that name because your friends will be relentless in making fun of you about it.

The Dialectizer – This tool actually helps out in a number of ways. You type in the phrase you’d like to say in redneck speak and it generates that phrase for you. It’s not only redneck lingo, however. You can also choose to get your phrase in jive, cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, moron, pig latin, heckler, and censor.

After checking out these sites, you still won’t be ready to watch Honey Boo Boo. But at least you’ll have more to make fun of.