Woman Goes On Naked Rampage

If you ask me, there's not been enough naked rampaging going on, period.  Well, all that changed a couple of days ago in San Francisco, a woman weighing approximately 250 pounds was riding a commuter train naked, just wearing tennis shoes.  The police report described her as, quote, "heavyset."

Police removed her from the train and wrapped her in a blanket.  But while they were evaluating her, she threw off the blanket, walked over to a man driving a Volvo station wagon, climbed onto the hood of his car, then stomped on his windshield!

She did all of this while she was NAKED . . . and a woman on the scene snapped a photo just as she was climbing onto the car.  It might be the best amateur news photograph ever taken.

Unfortunately, the rampage did not go as well as we imagine the perpetrator hoped.  She was hopitalized after the incident and the driver of the Volvo did not press charges , stating that she was obviously, "Pretty messed up."

(SFist)