Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Did Justin Bieber Direct His Bodyguards to Beat Up a Guy?
Cops are busy investigating that brawl at the South Pointe nightclub in Southhampton, N. Y., in which Justin Bieber and his crew engaged in a messy fight with a club attendee.
Not many details were clear previously, but now it's being reported that the police are looking into whether or not the Biebs ordered his security guards to beat up 22-year-old Wayne Rennalls over a waitress and a bow tie fr
Russell Brand Jokes About His Former Sex Life With Katy Perry Which Should Go Over Well
Not understanding how jokes work, pop singer Katy Perry is none too happy about comedian and ex-husband Russell Brand making jokes about her and their former marriage. Even though, you know, that's how comedy works.
And we have a feeling she won't like his most recent quip.
Miley Cyrus Claims Britney Spears Is the Only One Who Understands Her
Miley Cyrus has been acting out a bit lately, but according to the singer herself, it's okay because you're supposed to be a mess in your 20s. Case in point? Her supposed bestie, Britney Spears, who had her own trouble in her younger (and more prone to getting a drastic haircut) days.
Now Miley is saying the two have bonded over their constant media scrutiny, and she's glad to have a friend who ge
Guess the Celebrity Crib
The handsome actor who owns this on-the-market home in the Hamptons is a triple threat: He can sing, he can dance, and he can portray a gigolo with the best of them. (As can anyone who is not Rob Schneider.)
Simon Cowell Quite Possibly Knocked Up a Friend’s Wife
Cantankerous reality show mogul Simon Cowell now has even more to yell about, because it's being reported that a friend's wife is pregnant with his child. Yikes.
Demi Lovato is going to have a field day with this.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
If you have 10 million or so burning a hole in your pocket, this picturesque house currently owned by an Academy Award winner could be yours. Just try not to cry over the huge price tag, boys.
Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab [VIDEO]
Callooh! Callay! After a 90-day court-ordered stint in rehab, Lindsay Lohan is back among the (law-abiding) living.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
A former fictional secret agent thinks hitting ladies is okay because, hey, some of them like that. He once claimed, "To slap a woman is not the cruelest thing you can do to her. There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for. They want a smack."
Jimmy Fallon Puppet Masters Brian Williams Into Rapping Marky Mark’s ‘Good Vibrations’ [VIDEO]
News anchor Brian Williams hasn't slow-jammed the news with late night host Jimmy Fallon in a while, but that doesn't mean Fallon has forgotten about him.
In fact, by combining Williams' random clips from 'NBC Nightly News,' Jimmy and his staff were able to make Brian rap without any effort on his part whatsoever.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: More Time in Rehab + A Guest-Hosting Gig on ‘Chelsea Lately’
Lindsay Lohan's mandatory time in rehab draws to a close tomorrow (July 31), but La Lohan will apparently stick around an additional few days of her own volition, purportedly to make transitioning to the outside world a bit easier.
But when she does leave, she'll certainly jump into the deep end of the pool: She's been confirmed as a guest host on Chelsea Handler's late night talk show 'Chelsea La
Sharon Osbourne Thinks Justin Bieber + Kanye West Need to Get Over Themselves Already
Uninhibited Osbourne matriarch and 'The Talk' co-host Sharon Osbourne did a recent interview that was just full of dish -- taking direct aim at Justin Bieber and Kanye West, touching on her temporary split from husband Ozzy, and much more.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This model turned reality show host/judge doesn't like to cover her boobs -- because where she's from, no one wears shirts. As she claims, "I'm European. I don't like wearing tops."