Texas Family Told It's Too Early to Have Christmas Decorations Up
I actually agree, but it looks like this family may have to take them down.
Morons
Whataburger Unveils 2019 Christmas Sweater for Your Stupid Party
The Christmas tradition I simply don't understand.
Man Assualts Cashier When He Doesn't Have Money for Twisted Teas
This guy really wanted his alcoholic drinks but didn't have the cash. So he did the only rational thing in this situation.
Police Department Calls Out Thief Wearing a Dallas Cowboys Jersey
A thief is a thief, but don't lump the rest of us Cowboys fans in with this lady.
Sooner Schooner Falling Over is Better With WWF Commentary
Today I learned that thing is called a Schooner.
Some Kid Ate a Nine Patty Whataburger and Everyone Cheered Him On
Is this now an official Whataburger food challenge?
WF Woman Uses Kool-Aid Packets to Try and Trick Self-Checkout
The Kool-Aid man is gonna come break down your wall now.
Wichita Falls Man Steals from Target, Tries to Sell Items Outside
Come on man! Literally go ANYWHERE else to sell those items you just stole.
Texas Man Accused Of Robbing Bank to Pay for Wedding Ring
It's sort of sweet and sort of stupid at the same time.
Serial Pooper Caught on Security Camera
Someone set up a security camera in an attempt to figure out whose dog had been pooping on his property only to find out it wasn’t a dog doing the pooping.
Texas Man Wanted for Filing for Divorce Without Telling His Wife
What a strange story from our state.
Wichita Falls Man Arrested After Crashing Into a Taco Bell
Looks like someone had a few too many drinks last night.