There’s nothing quite like a good old-fashioned bachelor party. 

You’re guaranteed to drink copious amounts of alcohol, eat like a pig, and bounce from strip club to strip club. You’ll probably also make some questionable decisions and do something you will totally regret. 

But when it comes to the bachelor parties that I’ve been fortunate enough to be a part of, every single one of them was epic (what I can remember of them, anyway).

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So, I recommend joining in on the debauchery at least once in your life if you have the chance. And any man who is getting married and opts not to have a bachelor party cannot be trusted. 

The thing about bachelor parties is that it’s usually just like your typical guys’ trip but with a lot more female nudity. Every guy involved will eventually wind up with his head between a pair of stripper’s boobs at some point. That’s just how it is. 

That said, if you’re planning on traveling somewhere for a bachelor party, the first place that will come to mind will most likely be Las Vegas. Of course, Vegas is always an excellent choice for any sort of party. 

But what if you live here in the Lone Star State and would rather stay here in your home state for the bachelor party? 

In that case, you’re going to want to make the journey to Houston. The Bayou City was ranked as the fourth best city for bachelor parties in the United States by Searchbloom.

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