Ohio Woman Panhandles for a Boob Job

What do you do when you absolutely HAVE to have a boob job but you don't have enough money? Well, thank God for entrepreneurs! 37-year-old Chrissy Lance of Rittman, Ohio wants a boob job. But she works in a bar, and can't afford the $5,000 that new boobs would cost right now. So she's decided to raise the money by . . . PANHANDLING.

Each day, Chrissy goes to in Akron to beg for money by a stoplight.  She even got a panhandling license from the city.  Yes, you can actually do that.  She wears a bikini, sits on a motorcycle, and holds a sign that says,  "Not Homeless!  Need Boobs."

We're not sure how many days she's been out there, but it's not going well.  So far, she's only managed to collect about $90.  As for why she's going to all the trouble, she says new cans would, quote, "help improve her self esteem."

Sure it will!