Mimicking the Demi Moore "Vanity Fair" magazine cover from 21 years ago, Jessica Simpson will appear very pregnant and very naked on the cover of the April addition of "Elle" magazine, where she confirms that she's will be having a girl.  Simpson didn't confirm the name of baby, but did say that it wouldn't be a crazy name like other celebrities have used,

"We're embroidering it on things. It's nothing shocking and nothing you'll have to add to the dictionary. When people hear it, they'll know why."

Quick question?  Did I miss something here?  Was Jessica Simpson an alcoholic?  During the "Elle" interview, Simpson said that the hardest part of being pregnant was having to give up alcohol,

"Givin' up my Scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now being pregnant, you crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!"

Yep, I'd have to say Julianne Moore was right last week when she said she wouldn't want her kids looking up to someone like Simpson.