You know the old joke about the toothbrush being invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would be a teethbrush! (Rimshot) Well, after you read this story, you may want to change the state in the joke to FLORIDA!
Police in Florida Are Able to Figure Out Who Bit a Man at a Party . . . Because Most of the Guests Didn't Have Teeth!!!
I thought I was doing good by being up at 4am to watch the wedding coverage, but a man in England took it even farther for William and Kate's nuptuals.