Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
What Dads REALLY Want For Father’s Day
If you're a dad, chances are you're getting some ties, socks and, if you're lucky, a sweet "No. 1 Dad" mug this Sunday. But what do you REALLY want? According to dads on the Internet, the wish list is pretty simple. According to dads on Reddit, here's what they really want this Father's Day:
UFO Spotting Over Texas?
It's been a busy few months for UFO spottings in the great skies over the Lone Star state, and now another UFO spotter is claiming to have seen an unidentified craft over Texas, this time in San Antonio.
Texas, According to Google Search Autocomplete
You can generally tell the general public's biggest complaints about something by searching "Why is _____ so ...." and seeing what Google finishes your search with. Using this tactic, I sought to find out what Google suggested for as many Texas cities as I could get it to provide autocompletes for, and then made a map of the Lone Star State with the results.
University of Houston Gives Staffers Tips on Not Getting Shot
Prior to the law allowing for the concealed carry of handguns on the campuses of Texas' state universities going into effect on Aug. 1, officials at the University of Houston held training sessions for school staff on how to not get shot.
New Worm Lizard Species Found in West Texas
A new species of an extinct worm lizard has been discovered in West Texas.
According to Emojis, Texans Among Happiest in U.S.
If the way people use emojis says anything about them as a larger group, then Texans are some weapon-toting happy folks.
Texas Elementary School Teacher Wanted For Drug Trafficking
Officials are searching for a former El Paso elementary school teacher they say was living a double life and had ties to the organized drug trade and responsible for trafficking more than 2,000 pounds of marijuana.
Meetups of Pro-Rape Group, Including 7 in Texas, Canceled
Numerous meet-ups across the globe, including seven in Texas, of a pro rape legalization organization scheduled to take place on Feb. 6 have been canceled over concerns about the privacy and safety of the members after the Internet found out about the meetings and the low-life pieces of turds behind them.
Texas Man Accused in Theft of Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll
A Texas man is accused of stealing a life-sized Miley Cyrus inflatable doll from an adult store.
Which Job Each State, Including Texas, Is Googling Most
The job Texans are Googling more than any other state is that of a referee, which is keeping it pretty vanilla compared to some of the other states. (Looking at you, Ohio.)
Million-Dollar Texas Drug Heist Caught on Camera
Police say a million-dollar pharmaceutical drug heist at a pharmacy outside of Dallas was captured by surveillance cameras and looks like something out of an action movie.
Signs of Listeria Found in Blue Bell Plant — Again
Just as the gods return Blue Bell ice cream to our homes and freezers, signs of listeria have, once again, been found at the creamery's plant.