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Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car

Donald Deane — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:45:06 +0000

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

Woman Catches Car Thief in Her Drive Thru

Eric the Intern — Sat, 18 May 2013 01:28:44 +0000

Nothing worse than your car getting stolen, but I am sure there is nothing more satisfying than catching the thief yourself. On Tuesday, Virginia Maiden of Kennewick, Washington woke up and found someone had stolen her 1995 Toyota 4Runner. She called the cops to report it missing, then went to her job at McDonald’s. A [...]

61 Year Old Borrows Parents' Car and Robs a Subway

Eric the Intern — Fri, 17 May 2013 01:32:47 +0000

If your 61 year old son came to you and asked to borrow your car, you would think he would be responsible with it. On Monday afternoon, 61 year old James Sabbs of San Antonio, Texas borrowed his mom and dad’s car. He needed the car to go to Subway, so he could rob the [...]

Mom Puts Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist

Donald Deane — Thu, 16 May 2013 15:53:44 +0000

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

Guy Runs From Police Into an Alligator

Eric the Intern — Sat, 11 May 2013 01:34:53 +0000

If you run from the police, you could probably expect some karma later in life. This guy ran straight into karma, but karma had teeth. Yesterday, around 2:45 A.M., police in Pinellas County, Florida pulled over 20-year-old Bryan Zuniga of Pinellas Park, Florida for swerving. After Bryan stopped, he got out of his car and [...]

Man Gets Arrested for Abusing Free Sample Trays

Eric the Intern — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 02:08:19 +0000

I remember eating several lunches as a kid off of the free sample trays at Sams Club. Well a guy got arrested for abusing the trays and maybe ruining it all for us one day. 68-year-old Erwin Lingitz, of Gem Lake, Minn., who says he was roughed up at a Cub Foods when confronted over [...]

Woman Calls Cops for Harrasment After She Gets Busted for Shoplifting

Eric the Intern — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:31:14 +0000

This woman got caught red handed, but she did not play it out so smoothly afterward. On March 26th, a woman called the police in Crestview, Florida to report that a man was harassing her at Walmart. So the cops headed over to investigate. Well, turns out the man was actually a Walmart security guard. [...]

Guy Takes Dump in Store While Stealing Clothes

Eric the Intern — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:35:00 +0000

If you are shoplifting I would think you would not be wanting to do anything that would draw attention to yourself. This guy did nothing even close to that. Earlier this week, 42-year-old Gregory Vice of Louisville, Kentucky went to a Dollar General store, took off his clothes, and put on some clothes from the [...]

Angry Mother with a Grudge Begs Daughter, 7, to Pepper Spray Dollar Store Employees

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:23:39 +0000

Don’t let others fight your battles for you – especially not your seven-year-old daughter. Police in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania say Delaina Garling asked her daughter, 7, to pepper spray employees at a dollar store where Garling had been banned for alleged theft. Garling went to Family Dollar Store on Monday before employees tried to walk [...]

Woman Gets Caught With Over 600 Pills in Body Cavities

Eric the Intern — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:42:43 +0000

You always hear the stories of people smuggling drugs inside their bodies. I still have no idea how this lady pulled this one off. On Friday night, police in Waterville, Maine got a tip about two drug dealers coming into town from New York City. Around 12:30 A.M. on Saturday, they pulled over the suspects, [...]

World's Most Cold-Hearted Thief Steals $6 From a Nun

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 18:09:46 +0000

A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession. Sister Alice Kenneally, an 85-year-old nun, was robbed of $6 last week while she was getting set to pay for tickets to a Lenten fish dinner. Sister Alice says she was reaching for her money [...]

Woman Pulls a Gun at a Walmart When They Refuse Her One Dollar Coupon

Eric the Intern — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 02:17:39 +0000

I am all for people trying to save money, but I think this lady overreacted over one dollar. On Friday afternoon, 61-year-old Mary Frances Alday was at a Walmart in Crawfordville, Florida. As she was checking out, she tried to use a coupon for $1 off. Mary had printed the coupon off a website, and [...]

Roommate Stabs Friend Over High Electricity Bill

Eric the Intern — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 02:37:37 +0000

I’ll be honest, I yell at my roommate about leaving the lights on, but I would never stab the guy. On Monday, 32-year-old Nicole Marie Wagner of East Lampeter Township, Pennsylvania got into an argument with her 31-year-old roommate. Apparently, the roommate always left a bunch of lights on, and Nicole was upset about the [...]

Couple Gets Prison Time for Sneaking into Movies

Eric the Intern — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 02:23:59 +0000

Lets be honest we have all probably done this at some point in our lives. Pay for one movie ticket then go watch another one. Well this couple did that and got busted. On Saturday night, 49-year-old Lendsey Harbin of Gary, Indiana, and his wife, 40-year-old Delilha Harbin, went to see The Rock’s new movie “Snitch”at [...]

Guy Gets Arrested for Using Burrito as an Assualt Weapon

Eric the Intern — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 02:16:05 +0000

Taco Bell burritos apparently so heavy you can beat someone up with one. In Port St. Lucie, Florida, 36-year-old Erik Brown was arrested for assaulting his 16-year-old brother-in-law with a Taco Bell burrito. Erik is married to the boy’s older sister. Back on the 15th, after the family ordered Taco Bell, the boy told his [...]

Husband of the Year Blows Tax Refund at Strip Club, Ends Up in Jail

Eric the Intern — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:40:20 +0000

This guy just got his tax refund check in. He got one thousand bucks and he wanted to spend it. Well after he spent it his actions landed him in jail. Last week, 21-year-old Jesus Mata Junior of La Feria, Texas got his $1,000 tax refund. He cashed the check and immediately blew the entire [...]

Woman Beats Boyfriend With a Furby

Eric the Intern — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:29:27 +0000

I do not think that is what you are supposed to do with a Furby. Yesterday, around 1:00 A.M., 27-year-old Ashley Trimmer of Moon Township, Pennsylvania was at home with her boyfriend, William Ley, and they got into an argument. It’s not clear what they were fighting about. The only thing know for sure is [...]

Mom Hires Strippers For Son's 16th Birthday Party

Eric the Intern — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 02:17:59 +0000

Now trust me his friends probably thought she was the coolest mom ever, but this is also illegal. On Monday, 33-year-old Judy Vigar of Gansevoort, New York was arrested for hiring two strippers to come to her son’s birthday party. His 16th birthday. Judy’s son’s party was at the Spare Time bowling alley back on [...]

My Nominee for Mother of the Year

Eric the Intern — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 02:23:44 +0000

This mom decided to show up at her kids assembly. A very nice gesture, but what she did next has her in prison. On Friday morning, North Albany Academy elementary school in Albany, New York was holding a school assembly. It wasn’t open to parents, but 24-year-old Aydrea Meaders showed up anyway. Her kid goes [...]

Prisoner Gets Caught with Cell Phone in Rectum

Eric the Intern — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 02:24:27 +0000

Being in prison you are subject to random cell searches. Well this convict had some contraband he did not want confiscated. So he hid in the one place he thought was safe until something unfortunate happened. 58-year-old man in Colombo, Sri Lanka was busted smuggling a cell phone into jail.The man is doing 10 years [...]