Why waste precious time and energy trying to control the thoughts and actions of your significant other when you can automate the process? Just push a button on the Control-Your-Man Talking Remote ($19.00) or the Control-Your-Woman Talking Remote ($19.00) and let it do it for you.cc

If you think bacon is good with anything, these bacon jellybeans might be right up your alley.  Bacon Jelly Beans ($6):

You know you’ve achieved true togetherness when the two of you squeeze into a single pair of underwear. Fundies ($18.94)have many advantages. Save money on laundry bills! Eliminate embarrassing “wanna do it?” conversations!  And much, much more!

Perfect Valentine's Day gift for the husband or boyfriend in your life. "Bonkin Boscuits" ($9.42-$13.95), will bake up some sexy cookies for your next adult occasion and be one of the most unique gifts that is sure to surprise.

Let’s be ‘frankfurter’ - this  Hot Dog Leash ($11.99)  from Kikkerland is truly adorable! Taking your pup out for some fun has never been a more mouthwatering experience. With a foam covered handle and a metal barrel hook, this tantilizing link-encased lead is sure to have your pup – and you – going mad for its sizzlin’ style!

I Kissed A Republican/Democrat Chewing Gum ($1.99)

Get a couple of these Morphsuits ($35) and get really weird on Valentine's Day!

You needn’t worry if you feel lonely this Valentine’s Day, but don’t have time to find a date. In this digital world, a real person is no longer a prerequisite for a fleeting romance. The site’s package deals include daily comments on your Facebook timeline and, in the case of those committed, 30-day affairs, the obligatory relationship status change. If you’re just looking for a fling, that’s not a problem. To find out more about this service check out My Fake Girlfriend ($39)

 Who wouldn't want a winking kitty on your underpants ($11.90) gift for Valentine's Day.

Make Your Own Edible Brief Jerky Underwear ($)..check with your own local grocer

The brief-making process has 3 distinct steps. The first is seasoning some ground beef and creating your own sheets of soon-to-be pants jerky.  Next, you carve up your meat sheets into distinct sections using a briefs template, adjusting some for sizing. Lastly — and this is the genius part — hook it all together with Slim Jim string, at which point you’ll have a pair of delicious undergarments your slim Jim is will be stoked to step into.

Every time when your valentine will use this Toilet Paper Full of Love ($15.62), she/he will remember you. It is a unique and bizarre valentine gift.

If you are in the need of instant love buy the inflatable heart ($4.95) it is the most convenient, portable and unconditional form of love ever created.

The Headphone splitter ($11.95) lets two people listen to the same music source.

Only in Texas and one of a kind, Rancher's Reserve Heart- Shaped Sirloin ($23.78)

Bring back the intimacy to long-distance relationships with Pillow Talk ($179), a wristband that picks up your heartbeat and sends it, in real time, to your loved one.They can listen to your heartbeat in your pillow and they can hear yours.

Indeed a true Valentine's night delight, the Edible Candy G-String and Bra ($19.95) is made of approximately 330 fruit-flavored candy pieces, and has just 60 calories so don't worry about it affecting the diet. He treats for dinner, you treat for dessert.

This is a whole new level of fake dog poo! Our new Funny Doos are a line of fake dog poop in different fun shapes. They look so realistic, and maybe seeing these silly new Funny Doos will inspire your dog to be more artistic and expressive in his doody-laying. If you're in love, nothing says how much you care like the "I Love You Doo" ($10-$15.99) shaped like a heart.

These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! Instant Underwear ($24.95)