Here’s one way to end your relationship, document every time your woman has rejected your sexual advances and then email it to her. That should work.

We all know men like having sex and having it often, so it’s not that big of a surprise when we get shot down a couple times, but there should be a limit.

One man was so fed up with his lousy sex life that he actually documented every time he attempted to initiate sex. He was even smart enough to include the date, her answer (which was mostly no), and his woman’s excuse for not wanting to get down and dirty,

As you can imagine she was pretty upset and posted the spreadsheet he sent her on Reddit. According to the post she was on her way to the airport when she got the email which she described as “a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.”

That’s one way to end your relationship. According to the spreadsheet the couple has only had sex three times in the last seven weeks, a good number if you’ve been married 50 years.

You can check out the spreadsheet below and let us know what the best/worst excuse you’ve ever heard or used to get out of sex in the comment section below.

Sexual Spreadsheet