Stupid Criminals

The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.

This guy was just doing his job and some dude decided to push him in the lake.

He needed to get comfy before he passed out, so he did the only reasonable thing.

Come on man! Literally go ANYWHERE else to sell those items you just stole.

What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?

"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.

Well, here's something Google can't help you do.

High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.

How many liquor bottles can one woman steal and get away? The answer is 18, apparently.

There was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.

The (glass) case against them is very strong.

Pro tip, if you're going to go complain about crime in your city to the police, be sure you're doing nothing illegal at that time.