Top 15 Stupid Criminals of 2012
There's nothing better than a good laugh, especially when it's at the bad guy's expense. With the internet at our fingertips, nobody's stupid criminal activity goes unnoticed. And just in case you missed any of the idiotic actions from around the country in this past year, we've gathered up 15 of our favorite stupid criminals of 2012. Check them out:
Getty Images Getty Images15Oklahoma Man Arrested for Assault With a Dangerous Tree Branch
An Oklahoma City man was arrested after threatening a convenience store employee with a tree branch in an act of 'Botanical Brutality.' Ugh, sorry.
14Woman Who Drove Past School Bus Forced to Wear Idiot Sign
A woman who was caught on video driving along a sidewalk to avoid a stopped school bus has been ordered to wear an idiot sign at the intersection where it happened.
9 News Colorado 9 News Colorado13Police Pull Over Woman With Gas Can Strapped in Car Seat and Child Sitting Next to it Without a Seatbelt
One of the best stupid criminals photos of the year happened in June. We have to ask the question, what the heck is wrong with this woman? A cop in Aurora, Colorado pulled over a woman for making an illegal left turn. When he looked in the car, he saw something shocking.
flickr flickr12Wichita Falls Burrito Burglar Behind Bars
You know times are tough when we have burrito banditos running rampant around town.
AZFamily.com AZFamily.com11Man Stealing Gas Sets Himself, His Truck, and a Stranger’s House on Fire
Oh yeah, this one comes complete with a video showing how it all went down.
Miami-Dade Corrections Miami-Dade Corrections10Credit Card Thief Gets Hefty Dose of Karma
Whatever you do, don't try and buy beer with the credit card that you just stole from the bartender.
Fox10tv Fox10tv9Florida Woman Attacks Her Ex, Beats Him With His Own Leg
It's the newest addition to the Bat-sh*t Crazy Girlfriend Hall of Fame!
pasco county police pasco county police8Average, Everyday Threesome Gets Kinky When the SWAT Team is Called
Nothing spices up a marriage like a good bedtime threesome and nothing spices up a good bedtime threesome like gunfire, a standoff and the SWAT team.
iStockphoto iStockphoto7World’s Worst Son Rubs Dog Poop in His Mom’s Face for Not Giving Him Shot of Vodka
This Florida man has just made his way to the top of our list as the world’s worst son.
Zoonar Zoonar6Woman Stabs Boyfriend After Sunburned Butt Slap
Picture this: It’s Tuesday night, you’ve had a rough day at work, you go to the kitchen and see your girlfriend reluctantly washing up some dishes in the sink. You think to yourself, “Self, I think a nice playful butt slap will be just the thing to cheer us both up, right?” WRONG!
Flickr Flickr5Could This be the Record for the Most Drugs Ever Recovered From a Rectum?
Rectum? It nearly killed him! I really don’t know what to say about a story like this except OMG!!! I’d like to give tentative congratulations to 29-year-old Alex Boulet of Staten Island, New York. Because while I can’t guarantee this is a record, he just might have managed to cram more drugs in his rectum than anyone else ever!
4Woman Leads Cops on a High-Speed, Topless, Chase
This woman got arrested and we don’t want to glorify that, but she’s one of the top candidates right now for “Girlfriend of the Year.” We should all be so lucky.
flickr flickr3Man Arrested for Having Sexy Sofa Time on the Side of the Road
Clearly this guy misunderstood the phrase “more cushion for the pushin’.”
nbcnewyork.com nbcnewyork.com2Mom Arrested for Taking Five Year Old Tanning, Needs to Lay Off the Rays Herself!
It's rare that a stupid criminal captivates the country like the Tanning Mom. It's also hard to believe she's only been in our lives since May, when she was arrested for allegedly taking her five-year-old tanning.
CBS/Michael Loccisano, Getty Images CBS/Michael Loccisano, Getty Images1Naked ‘Zombie Attacker’ Eats Homeless Guy’s Face
2012 was the year that everyone learned about bath salts. They hit the news in May when a man in Florida was high on bath salts and tried to eat a homeless guy's face.
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